Children of the Corn

Meet the band

Some bands start in garages. Others start on gravel roads, in Minecraft worlds, and somewhere between a trampoline and bedtime.

Children of the Corn turns everyday childhood adventures into loud, hilarious, genre-bending rock anthems.

From Robux fortunes and monster trucks to squishy toys, dumplings, and the eternal battle against bedtime, their debut album Gravel Road Anthems celebrates the wonderfully chaotic world of being a kid.

Small Town. Big Noise. Bedtime Can Wait.

The debut album

Ten genre-bending kids’ rock tracks. Real uploaded audio previews.

1. Creepers in the Cornfield

   Indie Garage Rock — Pixel-world adventures meet dusty riffs, scrappy drums, and a chorus built for a gravel-road singalong.

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2. Robux Millionaire

   Nu-Metal Rap — Big digital dreams, heavy guitars, and rapid-fire playground swagger. A virtual fortune turned all the way up.

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3. Double Bounce Disaster

   Electronic Punk — Trampoline chaos collides with buzzing synths and breakneck punk energy. One more bounce is never just one more.

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4. Scooter Gang at Sunset

   Skate Punk / Surf Rock — Rolling wheels, sun-soaked surf guitar, and fast skate-punk hooks. The whole neighborhood is the adventure.

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5. Toca Boca After Dark

   Dark Synth-Pop — A playful late-night world of glowing synths and shadowy pop melodies. Imagination does not switch off at sunset.

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6. There's a Snake in My Boot!

   Southern Metal — Stomping Southern grooves and oversized riffs bring a toy-box tall tale to life. Boots on. Volume up.

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7. Monster Trucks & Mud Puddles

   Industrial Nu-Metal — Crunching rhythms and mud-splattered guitar muscle for monster-truck-sized daydreams. Bigger tires, bigger noise.

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8. Squishy NeeDoh Breakdown

   Funk Metal — Rubbery bass lines, elastic grooves, and a gloriously squishy breakdown. Fidget-friendly funk with a heavy edge.

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9. Dumpling for Dinner

   Ska Punk / Swing Metal — Bouncy ska upstrokes, swinging rhythms, and a dinner-time chorus with extra flavor. Seconds are encouraged.

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10. Bedtime Is a Scam

    Epic Pop-Punk / Nu-Metal — The grand finale of the nightly negotiations: soaring pop-punk hooks, heavy riffs, and a last stand against lights-out.

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Gallery and packaging

Original photo files have not yet been supplied. Current cover details are derived from the supplied mockup.

Vinyl and merchandise

Packaging and merchandise are concepts, not physical products for sale.

The small-town tee — Concept

A washed-black canvas for a little cornfield attitude.

Big noise. Small sticker. — Concept

For notebooks, helmets, and wherever the adventure goes.

The bedroom-wall anthem — Concept

Record-sleeve energy for the space where ideas get loud.

Press and media

Short biography

Children of the Corn is a creative kids’ rock band turning everyday childhood adventures into loud, hilarious, genre-bending anthems. Their debut album, Gravel Road Anthems, brings indie, punk, nu-metal, electronic, Southern rock, and ska energy to a wonderfully chaotic kid-powered world. Small Town. Big Noise.

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